Monsters and Mischief (Corporate Monsters Christmas Special) - ebook
If you accidentally summon a dark god, don’t spit in his eye.
Delivery driver Roy Pearson has battled demons, dragons, and monsters made from his nightmares. And let's face it, summoning a dark god would normally be enough to ruin anyone's day, but now he must battle the evil deity's champion... or the city will be destroyed.
Will our slacker Roy survive a battle with the god's mighty champion when he can’t even defeat his own cravings for Cheetos? Only time will tell, but the odds are not in his favor. Say your goodbyes and hug your loved ones, folks. The end is nigh...
A MESSAGE FROM OUR HERO: Listen, I know you’re betting against me. I would too, I suck. But if you’re mature enough to handle swearing, violence, and adult situations (Dear lord, how I wish that meant sexy time, but it doesn’t), then purchase this fun, thrilling urban fantasy and have a ball. And if you still root against me afterwards, then bite me, you toxic Debbie downer. Sorry, not sorry.
-Roy Pearson